One of the saddest fucking sentences in the history of saddest fucking sentences.
if you didn’t read the book, it sounds like he’s talking about blazing one
THERE ARE 8 YEAR OLDS ON bROADWAY AND I TRIPPED PUTTING MY SOCK ON THIS M ORNING
booty had me like “wow! very nice, good job”
how are hipster posts bad?
what is bad about a picture of a cute pair of shoes or starbucks or a fucking poem. i dont get it. how are you superior to someone because you like shows on BBC
i just typed “the perks of being a waffle” instead of wallflower
ur not allowed to talk to my friends if i hate you
this is my favorite line in the history of ahs
how are you gonna feel sending someone to jail over $1
the drugs from my wisdom teeth removal have worn off
and i looked back on my twitter from this morning
"they took my teeths and didnt even say mazel tov"
Remember when there was a guy-on-guy kiss on Drake and Josh and no one gave a shit?
i dunno man i think drake gave at least a third of a shit
i dont get this picture
obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe
"The years between eighteen and twenty-eight are the hardest, psychologically. It’s then you realize this is make or break, you no longer have the excuse of youth, and it is time to become an adult – but you are not ready."